An Insight To Ranga's Marriage! (Parody)

Personally, I think parodies are one of the best things that have come into mankind. They provide the best laughter that even majority of the comedians fail at (I was referring to the ones you see on Indian TV channels). Here's a parody of the summary of a lesson I have in my English textbook, named 'Ranga's Marriage'. Although you'd find it funnier if you read the real story first, I suggest you read this anyway. :D I, for one, totally love it. :P

Ranga's Marriage Summary (A Parody)

By Bhavani Bala

The tale is about an extremely desperate young man named Ranga who, on account of not being able to get a date, decides to pop the question to the first girl he meets. He seeks the advice of his friend, a seventy five year old delusional match-maker who thinks that Ranga's head would explode unless he marries a girl half his age. So he hatches a plan, a match-making plot of epic proportions which sets in motion a love story greater than the likes of Twilight and Romeo and Juliet and it involves a young girl, Ratna.

Ratna is not your average eleven year old. While other kids her age just focus on passing sixth grade (not a very easy year, as you may recall) this pre-teen has her life all sorted out. She wants to marry and pop out twelve children before her friends finish their education. Very spirited, n'est ce pas?? 

Back to the plan: The aisha in extremely old male form takes Ranga to her house for tea. While Ranga is out answering nature's call, he calls in Ratna, who sees fit to wear a saree that day (a feat not accomplished by people five years older than her yet) and asks her to sing.

Ranga hears her demonic screeches, and its love at first....um...sound. Ratna was more than willing, although she plays hard to get for a month, breaking Ranga's heart a couple of times, before they get married.

The match maker of course, being the modest sort of chap he is, takes full credit of this union. Although they name their children against his wishes, he doesn't start a plot to break them up as he is really too old and decides to retire.

Now only one question remains: How Many Children? Wait for the sequel and see folks!

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